Wild Fuck Toys

Belt-test at the dojo, you as tester. You come home around ten,
flushed, sore, and exhausted. You sag into a soft chair, your equipment
bag still dangling from your fingers. I remove it from your hand and ask,
“How was it?”

“They were all very big and very good,” you mutter under your
breath, “and seemingly tireless.”

“Hungry?”

You shake your head. “A glass of water would be great, though.”
You gingerly untie your shoelaces and remove your shoes and socks. I go
into the kitchen and return with the water. “From the tap,” I say. “Not
too cold; don’t want your stomach to cramp, dearest.”

“Thanks for thinking of me,” you say, smiling at me. I sit on the
arm of the chair and kiss your sweaty forehead.

“I bet I taste like a salt-lick,” you grouse. (more…)

Wait, there’s more! I saw one of those ADULT ONLY stores
here in Kitchener and I thought about going in. (Well it was more
of a wanting to get out of the cold thing, because I was walking
around for about an hour looking for and trying to get to 2
different stylists that turned out to be closed). So there I am.
I see the store across the street. I think:

“Neat there’s one of those sex shops, hey why don’t I check
it out, this days’ been a total bust anyway, might as well get
something out of it since I’m right hear.” I stop, turn to cross
the street, but then I hesitate.

“No. I should just go to the bus stop and head back home or
go to campus.” I start walking again. I look up the road and
realized there’s no bus stop in sight. Actually I there’s not
even a bus stop that runs on this road and I’m walking in a
direction away from home and away from the closest bust stop I
know of. (more…)

Lisa tapped the table in front of her a little too
impatiently. She had to write a term paper on the rise and fall
of the Roman Empire for her world history class. It was beyond
her why she even had to take a world history class for a degree
in business. She looked around the library. Everyone was absorbed
in a book of some kind. She just couldn’t concentrate. She kept
thinking about the biker she had met down at the beach over the
summer. Their friendship lasted a whole two days, but the
soreness between her legs lasted a week. It was fun but now it
was over and she had to get to work. (more…)

The flight was been delayed and would be late arriving in Los Angeles.
Fortunately on this flight I meet a couple who were returning from their
vacation. She had quite a figure, petite, yet very well proportioned, and
wore a silk blouse that did little to hide an extremely sexy view of firm
mounds of creamy white flesh. I could hardly keep from staring at them the
entire trip. They were excellent conversationalists, so the flight passed
quickly.

Upon arrival in Los Angeles, tired and hungry, we went for our bags, made what
we thought were to being parting words and started our respective ways for
home. As I was leaving the terminal I noticed them standing along the curb
with a very perplexed look on their faces. I stopped to ask them what the
problem was and they said that their ride home could not make it and they were
stuck at the airport. I asked them where they were headed and to my surprise,
they were almost neighbors. I said my car was here at the airport and I would
be more than happy to offer them a ride home if that would help. They said it
could very much and she made a comment about how appreciative she was of my
gesture. We grabbed all the bags, headed for the car, and started the hour or
so trek home. (more…)

Atlanta has always been a fun town for me, but this trip had been
even better. I had ordered a custom Jeep from an Atlanta
customizer. Having a big-wheel four wheel drive vehicle had been
a dream for a long time and the time had finally arrived.

We signed the papers late in the evening, so after tooling around
town for a while, I had rented a motel room, planning to get an
early start back to Alabama. I overslept and after breakfast and
checking out of the motel, I didn’t get on the road until after
eight.

I quickly noticed a benefit to the large wheels I had not
anticipated. It put me way above the rest of the traffic and I
had a great view. But the view was even better from time to time
as I would pass cars and look down to see lovely legs through the
window. Occasionally, I would even catch a glimpse of frilly
panties peeking out. (more…)